On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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