Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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