go do what you do best...puke behind churches
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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