I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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