im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
