Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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