Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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