What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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