All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The power of my boobs compel you
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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