had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Randomize