DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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