So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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