omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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