What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I love you.
Bad choice
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