Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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