Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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