champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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