Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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