Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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