I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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