Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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