Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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