We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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