i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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