He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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