Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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