he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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