There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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