Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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