I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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