I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I don't deserve a penis
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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