I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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