god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
someone owes me an orgasm
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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