Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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