Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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