Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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