Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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