thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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