He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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