i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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