fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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