she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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