he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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