yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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