Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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