Don't you send me to vm
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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