I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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