I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
only if we run a train.
done.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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