Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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