i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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