Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
