matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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