She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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