Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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