she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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