I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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